Quotes Of The Day

David Letterman: America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

Betsy Salkind: Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

John Glenn: As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

Via my Facebook Friend DKar.