A couple of friends of mine have moved to Florida. Here are twelve reasons that you should not follow in their footsteps:
1. Most shark attacks in the nation.
2. Alligators.
3. Pythons.
4. Hurricanes.
5. Humidity.
6. Rising sea levels.
7. Pro-Infection COVID policies.
8. Laws that encourage gun violence.
9. Rampant anti-gay violence.
10. Pervasive racism.
11. Sinkholes.
12. No snow.
12. No snow.
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ReplyDeleteLived in Florida a few years. There is snow. Both winters I was there. Floridians go insane though when it snows. Absolute gridlock.
ReplyDeleteRednecks. I had thought rural Illinois had rednecks. But no, not in comparison to Florida.