17 August 2005

Important New Civilian Technology

The mobile pizza oven. Yes, they get it to you in 15 minutes, because they cook while they drive. Go SuperFastPizza!

Our high-tech Mobile Kitchens are licensed restaurants. We outfit them with Custom Ovens that can cook your pizza at a speedy 600 degrees. Our Mobile Pizza Kitchens utilize the latest in wireless internet technology, and produce enough electricity to power your home. (And they look pretty sporty too!) Remember, we cook your pizza while we drive to you. “30 seconds from our oven to your door” insures your pizza arrives hot every time.

What will they think of next?

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