[A] man . . . handed a $1 million bill to a cashier at a Pittsburgh supermarket. But when the Giant Eagle employee refused [to give him change for it] and a manager confiscated the bogus bill, the man flew into a rage. . . The man slammed an electronic funds-transfer machine into the counter and reached for a scanner gun. . . . Police believe the $1 million note seized at the supermarket may have originated at a Dallas-based ministry.
Yes, it's a true story.