23 May 2008

Drinking Like A Prosecutor.

In an amusing feat of hard hitting investigative journalism, the staff at the Colorado Springs Independent spent a day copying the drinking habits of El Paso County District Attorney John Newsome to see how drunk they would become.

Not surprisingly, the evidence overwhelmingly established that drinking as much as alcoholic attorney Newsome is enough to make anyone legally unable to drive, which Newsome did after his binge (which isn't out of the ordinary for him).

Newsome faces a Republican primary challenger. No Democrat stepped forward to run in Colorado's most conservative city.

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