21 September 2005

John Andrews: Please Start World War IV.

John Andrews was once the President of Colorado's Senate. He's a Republican opposed to Referrendums C and D. He lives in Tom Tancredo's Congressional District and will likely run for Tancredo's seat in 2008 if Tancredo follows through on his aspirations to run for President. He also has opinions on America's foreign policy. I'll let him speak for himself:

Here's my "Why Not Victory?" list of what President Bush and the United States should do:

1. Address Congress and call this what it is: World War IV.

2. Send another 50,000 troops to Iraq.

3. Increase the defense budget by $200 billion.

4. Institute a draft for the armed forces.

5. Declare war on Syria.

6. Put Cheney in charge of a task force to find Osama Bin Laden, Ayman Zawahiri and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

7. Name a Democrat, perhaps Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut or Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana, as Homeland Security secretary.

8. Militarize the Mexican border.

9. Summon the leaders of Muslim nations to the woodshed in Washington.

10. Assemble democracy activists from Muslim nations at Independence Hall.

11. Intensify FBI surveillance of Islamofascist front groups in the United States.

12. Break relations with the Palestinian Authority.

13. Speed up Hussein's trial.

14. Indict Kofi Annan and notify the United Nations to relocate overseas.

15. Convene a Warsaw summit of the democracies toward replacing the U.N.

I'm glad he's not my legislator.

(Tom Tancredo, meanwhile, has a wants to sell off 15% of federal lands, including national parks and Indian land to raise money for the U.S. Treasury).

1 comment:

Kyle said...

Well shoot, if you've spent hundreds of billions of dollars on a wastefull perscription medicare plan and a slogfest on the other side of the earth, selling off our children's natural land heritage is the obvious choice.

I'm suprised Bush hasn't advocated it himself.