05 October 2005

Christians Don't Know Much About Christianity.

For those of you who think that churches are the solution to our education problems, it is worth noting that Christians don't know much more about Christianity than the average American does about science:

Only 40 percent of Americans can name more than four of the Ten Commandments, and a scant half can cite any of the four authors of the Gospels. Twelve percent believe Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife. This failure to recall the specifics of our Christian heritage may be further evidence of our nation’s educational decline, but it probably doesn’t matter all that much in spiritual or political terms. Here is a statistic that does matter: Three quarters of Americans believe the Bible teaches that “God helps those who help themselves.” That is, three out of four Americans believe that this uber-American idea, a notion at the core of our current individualist politics and culture, which was in fact uttered by Ben Franklin, actually appears in Holy Scripture. The thing is, not only is Franklin’s wisdom not biblical; it’s counter-biblical.


The author of the cited article goes further, however, and it is worth mentioning. Christianity in the United States would not be so noxious after all, if it were really even remotely connected to Christianity (not that I would see a place for myself within it even then). He says:

[A] furor erupted last spring when it emerged that a Colorado jury had consulted the Bible before sentencing a killer to death. Experts debated whether the (Christian) jurors should have used an outside authority in their deliberations, and of course the Christian right saw it as one more sign of a secular society devaluing religion. But a more interesting question would have been why the jurors fixated on Leviticus 24, with its call for an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. They had somehow missed Jesus’ explicit refutation in the New Testament: “You have heard that it was said, ‘an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.”

And on and on. The power of the Christian right rests largely in the fact that they boldly claim religious authority, and by their very boldness convince the rest of us that they must know what they’re talking about. They’re like the guy who gives you directions with such loud confidence that you drive on even though the road appears to be turning into a faint, rutted track. But their theology is appealing for another reason too: it coincides with what we want to believe. How nice it would be if Jesus had declared that our income was ours to keep, instead of insisting that we had to share. How satisfying it would be if we were supposed to hate our enemies. Religious conservatives will always have a comparatively easy sell.

But straight is the path and narrow is the way. The gospel is too radical for any culture larger than the Amish to ever come close to realizing; in demanding a departure from selfishness it conflicts with all our current desires. Even the first time around, judging by the reaction, the Gospels were pretty unwelcome news to an awful lot of people. There is not going to be a modern-day return to the church of the early believers, holding all things in common—that’s not what I’m talking about. Taking seriously the actual message of Jesus, though, should serve at least to moderate the greed and violence that mark this culture. It’s hard to imagine a con much more audacious than making Christ the front man for a program of tax cuts for the rich or war in Iraq. If some modest part of the 85 percent of us who are Christians woke up to that fact, then the world might change.


I hear that sentiment from time to time in liberal circles. But, it hasn't really escaped the echo chamber of wistful people disillutioned with the way things are going. Maybe someday that will change. I'm not getting my hopes up, however.

(Hat tip to T-Rex.)

4 comments:

Julie O. said...

In some comment thread somewhere I read the complaint of someone about all the socialist/communist children's stories there are, like the "Rainbow Fish," about a beautiful but lonely fish who shares some scales with his friends.

My son chose that one for a bedtime story about two nights ago, and I thought it sounded very Christian.

mile high delphi said...

My Ex-wife is the daughter of a Preacher in the Church of Christ. I got in an arguement with him over what language the old testament was originally written in. When I brought in the Tanach, and showed him that it was written in Hebrew, he went ballistic and told me that it was a conspiracy, created and protected by some Jewish elders.

Once again, you surprise me with how much we agree on.

Kyle said...

"Only 40 percent of Americans can name more than four of the Ten Commandments..."

The irony of this was especially impressed upon me not long ago with the whole debate over Roy Moore displaying the ten commandments. People would get so riled up about displaying the commandments in some far off place, when they couldn't remember what they were, and didn't have them displayed in their own home.

This whole issue is about to be dug back up again here in AL. I believe I'm pretty good at getting along with religion, but even I'm sick to my stomach at the thought of Roy Moore being state governor.

Sorry if I'm wandering off topic with that.

Andrew Oh-Willeke said...

What a nightmare scenario.