01 July 2006

Why High School Teachers Shouldn't Date.

If your high school math teacher dated your high school English teacher, you might get abominations like this:

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

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