[A]n elderly man threw a makeshift Molotov cocktail into a downtown law firm.
The suspect then fired two shots at people who pursued him on the street, before jumping into a car and driving away.
The incident began shortly before 11 a.m, at the Appel & Lucas corporate law firm at 1917 Market Street.
As designated firm bouncer at every law firm I've ever worked at, this kind of news does not make my day.
Clearly, the perpetrator has spent too much time watching Mission Impossible III, and too little time reading my blog.