04 December 2022

Twelve Reasons To Not Move To Florida

A couple of friends of mine have moved to Florida. Here are twelve reasons that you should not follow in their footsteps:

1. Most shark attacks in the nation.

2. Alligators.

3. Pythons.

4. Hurricanes.

5. Humidity.

6. Rising sea levels.

7. Pro-Infection COVID policies.

8. Laws that encourage gun violence.

9. Rampant anti-gay violence.

10. Pervasive racism.

11. Sinkholes.

12. No snow.

3 comments:

neo said...

12. No snow.

danger to drive on

Dave Barnes said...

GOPers

Tom Bridgeland said...

Lived in Florida a few years. There is snow. Both winters I was there. Floridians go insane though when it snows. Absolute gridlock.
Rednecks. I had thought rural Illinois had rednecks. But no, not in comparison to Florida.