My professional colleagues at Haddon, Morgan, Mueller, Jordan, Mackey and Foreman, P.C., whose offices are just down the street, is a law firm that does primarily criminal defense work. It has two things that are the envy of every other law firm in the state.
First, they are the only law firm of which I am aware that has a firm flag.
Second, they have a swimming pool.
My firm, alas, has neither of these things.
What I really want to know is, do they have a flag bearer to carry the firm flag with them into court? Maybe that's what their associates do.
(Inspired by the announcement that Suanna Wasito Tifickjian (and I think I've got it bad) and Jason Middleton, have joined Haddon/Foreman as associate attorneys.)