06 January 2010


Back when I was a kid, I asked my father if I had come with a registration card and extended warranty. He looks straight in my eyes and says, "Yes, son. But we threw it out with the placenta."

Nobody ever keeps those damn things, do they.

From Left Off Colfax, who should be off of his peanut butter and jelly diet by now, with any luck.

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