21 January 2016

Scientific Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Existence

Pastafarians rejoice! Australian astronomers have validated your faith scientifically.
Invisible structures shaped like noodles, lasagne sheets or hazelnuts could be floating around in our Galaxy radically challenging our understanding of gas conditions in the Milky Way.
From here.

Could you tell the difference between hazelnuts and meatballs in a fuzzy telescope image?

The "hazelnuts" may really be meatballs that are being misdescribed.

The structures are known as "dark noodles", by analogy to dark matter and dark energy, because, obviously, matter, energy and noodles are the three fundamental states of the stuff that makes up the universe.

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