14 July 2008

Beware Of Lion

Residents of rural El Paso County, Colorado near Colorado Springs have sighted what appears to be a wild African lion roaming their fields. No local African lion owners, however, seem to have any missing African lions, which are, of course, not native to Colorado. The only African lion known to teleport into non-native habitats on a regular basis, called Aslan, has not previously been sighted in Colorado Springs, despite the presence of many C.S. Lewis fans in the area. As Drudge would say, with fewer words, this is a developing story.

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