This was B-movie perfection. Uber evil corporation, complete with brainless muscle and evil plot to take over the world. Everyone was in on it except the poor, helpless, beautiful girl. . . . And the cheesy plot thickens. God. Somebody kill me now.- Jus Accardo, "Touch" (2011), in which his heroine sums of the plot of his novel which she has experienced so far as of about a quarter of the way through the book.