Osama? Bring it on. Avian Flu? For the birds. But, what will have the forces of Justice running for the protection of a castle in Elbert County, Colorado? Mold!
A mold infestation has shut down the Elbert County Justice Center sending a wave of refugee litigants, judges, probation officers, and clerks fleeing to Castle Rock, Colorado, in neighboring Douglas County, for the duration of the conflict. Count Elbert had believed he had defeated the mold menance previously, but it returned. The not so elite anti-mold armies of Elbert County have been dispatched to take on these forces intent on getting in the way of truth and justice, and our thoughts are with them in their struggle.
Aha very funny. So when can we expect Bush to declare war on mold?
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